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<\/a><\/p>\nLa dieta sexual es muy variada y rica en humor, alegr\u00eda, entusiasmo, a su vez es pobre en enfados y tristezas.<\/p>\n
Lunes:<\/strong><\/p>\nLa dieta del cucurucho, comer poco y coger mucho.<\/p>\n
Martes:<\/strong><\/p>\nLa dieta de Benita, comer bien por la ma\u00f1ana y de noche una cogidita.<\/p>\n
Mi\u00e9rcoles:<\/strong><\/p>\nLa dieta de Andr\u00e9s, una cogidita del derecho y otra del rev\u00e9s.<\/p>\n
Jueves:<\/strong><\/p>\nLa dieta de Guido, dale dale bien seguido.<\/p>\n
Viernes:<\/strong><\/p>\nLa de dieta de la granada, en la ma\u00f1ana una cogida y por la noche una mamada.<\/p>\n
S\u00e1bado:<\/strong><\/p>\nLa dieta del Gringo, meterla el s\u00e1bado y no sacarla hasta el domingo.<\/p>\n
Domingo:<\/strong><\/p>\nDieta de la pasta, coger hasta que uno diga basta.<\/p>\n
*Cualquier men\u00fa de los mencionados se puede cambiar por la dieta del capataz, se empieza por delante y acaba por detr\u00e1s.<\/p>\n
Adem\u00e1s hay otras dietas muy famosas por Skokka:<\/p>\n
Dieta del perejil: Todas las noches hacerlo con el mismo Gil…<\/p>\n
La dieta de la verdura: S\u00f3lo es posible cuando la cosa est\u00e1 bien dura.<\/p>\n
Y la dieta de la berenjena: De vez en cuando con pareja ajena.<\/p>\n
Dieta de la Sand\u00eda: Tirar sin que importe la hora y el d\u00eda.<\/p>\n
\u00bfQu\u00e9 os parecen estas dietas alternativas que proponen en Skokka?<\/p>\n
\u00bfCu\u00e1l ser\u00eda tu d\u00eda favorito?<\/p>\n
Un besito con sabor a helado de Vainilla<\/p>\n
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\u00a1Dieta, necesito ponerme a dieta ya! Esa es la frase despu\u00e9s del verano siempre, \u00bfverdad? Pero como en el blog de Skokka somos todos muy creativos vamos a poner una dieta alternativa. La dieta sexual es muy variada y rica en humor, alegr\u00eda, entusiasmo, a su vez es pobre en enfados y tristezas. Lunes: La […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":9038,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8988","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-en-la-ofi-la-community"],"yoast_head":"\n
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