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<\/a><\/p>\nPues se puso a darle con la almohada.<\/p>\n
Le tapa en ese momento la cabeza y estaba esperando a que se pasara la peste que hab\u00eda soltado\u2026<\/p>\n
Casi nada!<\/p>\n
Ella se pone a soltar manotazos:<\/p>\n
– Que me ahogas!! Que me ahogas!!<\/p>\n
Y \u00e9l manteni\u00e9ndola ah\u00ed bajo para que no se diese cuenta…<\/p>\n
Vaya tipo que al final del todo casi se la carga con la tonter\u00eda.<\/p>\n
Y es que, como dec\u00eda mi madre:<\/p>\n
\u201cDe casa se sale comido y vaciado\u201d.<\/p>\n
Esto de los pedetes me estoy dando cuenta que es muy frecuente en cierto tipo de chicos, aunque con mis ex, nunca he pasado nada semejante.<\/p>\n
Menos mal!!<\/p>\n
En fin…<\/p>\n
Qu\u00e9 os parece?? Qu\u00e9 hubieras hecho t\u00fa??<\/p>\n
Besitosss con olor a fresa!\u00a0??<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Buenos d\u00edassss!! Hoy en el jueves de an\u00e9cdotas me estaba acordando de otro amigo \u201cfriki\u201d de mi ex, que es un caso. Aqu\u00ed el frikiman, resulta que estaba jugando en la cama con su novia, lo t\u00edpico que empiezas con las almohaditas a jugar y de repente\u2026 pum catapum chin pum\u2026 Se le escapa un […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":3667,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[6,16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3337","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-consejos","category-en-la-ofi-la-community"],"yoast_head":"\n
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