{"id":2751,"date":"2016-06-13T07:00:46","date_gmt":"2016-06-13T05:00:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/novedades.skokka.com\/?p=2751"},"modified":"2016-06-13T07:00:46","modified_gmt":"2016-06-13T05:00:46","slug":"lunes-con-o-sin-sexo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.skokka.com\/es\/2016\/06\/lunes-con-o-sin-sexo\/","title":{"rendered":"\u00bfLunes con o sin sexo?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Ufff…<\/p>\n

Lunes, cuesta arriba otra vez… y digo yo… t\u00fa sabes por qu\u00e9 a una cuesta se le llama cuesta??<\/p>\n

Madre m\u00eda…qu\u00e9 lio!<\/p>\n

Pues porque cuesta esfuerzo, no??<\/p>\n

Qu\u00e9 listx quien\u00a0inventara\u00a0la palabra!! Jajaja<\/p>\n

\"buenas<\/a><\/p>\n

Bueno pues los lunes, para qu\u00e9 nos vamos a mentir, CUESTAN, s\u00ed, cuestan un porr\u00f3n!!!<\/p>\n

As\u00ed que te levanta, y uno de los dos est\u00e1 en modo ON FIRE!! y el otro no y es como un…<\/p>\n

Socorrooooo!!!<\/p>\n

Est\u00e1n las dos versiones:<\/p>\n

El que ver\u00eda genial empezar un lunes con sexo ??. Para eso m\u00ednimo tienes que cumplir tres requisitos:<\/p>\n

    \n
  1. Haber dormido suficiente<\/li>\n
  2. Tener un buen despertar<\/li>\n
  3. Y el m\u00e1s importante, tener ganas!!??<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Despu\u00e9s est\u00e1n los que saldr\u00edan corriendo ?? en plan socorro y no lo soportar\u00edan muchos lunes seguidos y estos son sus \u00absupuestos motivos\u00bb.<\/p>\n

      \n
    1. Tengo sue\u00f1o<\/li>\n
    2. Es que por la ma\u00f1ana tengo pis<\/li>\n
    3. Es que necesito un caf\u00e9!<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

      Y t\u00fa con o sin el lunes?? Y las excusas o motivos??<\/p>\n

      Happy monday!!! muaaaa<\/p>\n

      Os recuerdo mi email lacommunity@skokka.com<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

      Aqu\u00ed os dejo los enlaces donde pod\u00e9is seguirme:<\/p>\n

      \"twitter\"<\/a>En twitter buscadme con el Hastag #LaCommunity<\/strong><\/p>\n

      @SKOKKA_LATAM<\/a>\u00a0\u00a0<\/em>\u00a0@SKOKKA_ES<\/a>\u00a0 <\/em>\u00a0@SKOKKA_BR<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n

      \"facebook\"<\/a>En Facebook<\/p>\n

      \u00a0Skokka Latinoam\u00e9rica<\/a>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0Skokka Espa\u00f1a<\/a>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0Skokka Brasil<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n

      \"instagram_B\"<\/a>En Instagram buscadme como #LaCommunity<\/strong><\/p>\n

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      \u2764\ufe0f\u200d\u2764\ufe0f\u200d\u2764\ufe0f\u200d\u00a0Besitos de lunes flamenco \u2764\ufe0f\u200d\u2764\ufe0f\u200d\u2764\ufe0f<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

      Ufff… Lunes, cuesta arriba otra vez… y digo yo… t\u00fa sabes por qu\u00e9 a una cuesta se le llama cuesta?? Madre m\u00eda…qu\u00e9 lio! Pues porque cuesta esfuerzo, no?? Qu\u00e9 listx quien\u00a0inventara\u00a0la palabra!! Jajaja Bueno pues los lunes, para qu\u00e9 nos vamos a mentir, CUESTAN, s\u00ed, cuestan un porr\u00f3n!!! As\u00ed que te levanta, y uno de […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":2930,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[6,16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2751","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-consejos","category-en-la-ofi-la-community"],"yoast_head":"\n\u00bfLunes con o sin sexo? - Blog oficial de Skokka<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Lunes con o sin sexo? porque hay gente que tras el fin de semana est\u00e1 agotado y no quieren sexo o si, depende de con qui\u00e9n te encuentres.\" \/>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/blog.skokka.com\/es\/2016\/06\/lunes-con-o-sin-sexo\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"es_ES\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"\u00bfLunes con o sin sexo? 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