{"id":3643,"date":"2017-01-24T10:00:09","date_gmt":"2017-01-24T09:00:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/coisasnovas.skokka.com\/?p=3643"},"modified":"2025-05-04T09:09:26","modified_gmt":"2025-05-04T12:09:26","slug":"quantas-mentiras-te-contaram-hoje","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.skokka.com\/br\/2017\/01\/quantas-mentiras-te-contaram-hoje\/","title":{"rendered":"Quantas mentiras te contaram hoje?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Nossa!<\/p>\n

Tive um sonho muito estranho esta noite, sonhei que comprava uma casa de campo enorme, cheia de quartos e tinha at\u00e9 um deles que era com uma passagem secreta!<\/p>\n

O pre\u00e7o de venda era de banana, mas claro, tinha um inconveniente: estava mal assombrada!<\/p>\n

Como j\u00e1 sabem, sou do tipo que sempre v\u00ea o lado positivo da situa\u00e7\u00e3o. Neste caso, a vantagem seria transform\u00e1-la em hotel, saindo bem rent\u00e1vel, inclusive a m\u00e3o de obra dos fantasmas que varreriam e passariam pano, fazendo com que eu economizasse o servi\u00e7o. Sonho loco, n\u00e9?<\/p>\n

Escutei por a\u00ed que geralmente dizemos uma m\u00e9dia de duas mentiras por dia, nossa, mas se pensamos melhor, somente duas mesmo?<\/p>\n

Mentimos sem notar e \u00e0s vezes n\u00e3o tem import\u00e2ncia, mas outras n\u00e3o \u00e9 legal poque acaba virando uma bola de neve que acaba explodindo com todas suas consequ\u00eancias.<\/p>\n

Por exemplo: n\u00e3o t\u00e1 afim de encontrar com algu\u00e9m e diz algo do tipo “que j\u00e1 tinha compromisso” ou “n\u00e3o me sinto bem”, ou talvez at\u00e9 encontre com a pessoa, mas acaba inventando uma desculpa para ir embora logo. Todos fazemos isso, n\u00e3o \u00e9 mesmo?<\/p>\n

Qual foi a \u00faltima mentira que contou?<\/p>\n

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A pior das mentiras no sexo, s\u00e3o as de fingir orgasmo e quando um dos dois acaba chupando o dedo, quando poderia ser sincero e tentar continuar… Uma pena que o prazer n\u00e3o seja alcan\u00e7ado para as duas partes.<\/p>\n

Tamb\u00e9m rola aquelas mentirinhas de: ah, amorzinho, n\u00e3o importa que tenha engordado, eu gosto de voc\u00ea mesmo assim… Bom, o valor de uma mulher n\u00e3o est\u00e1 apenas no seu tipo f\u00edsico, mas \u00e9 preciso cuidar-se sempre…<\/p>\n

Tamb\u00e9m acho que algumas mentirinhas s\u00e3o boas, tipo quando v\u00ea uma mudan\u00e7a de visual que n\u00e3o curtiu muito e em vez de soltar na cara da pessoa, melhor calar…Mas se perguntam, a gente acaba mentindo para n\u00e3o desagradar.<\/p>\n

Agora, sejam muito sinceros, o que voc\u00eas preferem?<\/p>\n

Mentiras piedosas ou realidade extrema?<\/p>\n

Beijinhos<\/p>\n

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Me escrevam, fa\u00e7am um sinal de fuma\u00e7a\u00a0e\u00a0me enviem e-mail com sugest\u00f5es: >>>>>>>>lacommunity@skokka.com<\/strong><\/p>\n

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\u2764\ufe0f\u200d\u2764\ufe0f\u200d\u2764\ufe0f\u200d Beijinhos!!!!\u00a0\u2764\ufe0f\u200d\u2764\ufe0f\u200d\u2764\ufe0f<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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