{"id":2789,"date":"2016-10-27T10:24:47","date_gmt":"2016-10-27T08:24:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/coisasnovas.skokka.com\/?p=2789"},"modified":"2025-05-04T09:15:10","modified_gmt":"2025-05-04T12:15:10","slug":"quinta-das-diferencas-mulheres-x-homens","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.skokka.com\/br\/2016\/10\/quinta-das-diferencas-mulheres-x-homens\/","title":{"rendered":"Quinta das diferen\u00e7as: mulheres x homens"},"content":{"rendered":"

OL\u00c1, QUINTA-FEIRA!!!!<\/span><\/p>\n

Ent\u00e3o, j\u00e1 pensou nas tend\u00eancias de procura no Google? Bem, vamos as seguintes buscas:<\/p>\n

    \n
  1. Se est\u00e1 gr\u00e1vida<\/li>\n
  2. Se elx gosta de voc\u00ea<\/li>\n
  3. Se \u00e9 menino ou menina<\/li>\n
  4. Se seu vizinho anda roubando seu Wifi<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Agora, tem que adivinhar quem formula cada uma!<\/p>\n

    Claro, que as 3 primeiras s\u00e3o de mulheres. O homem n\u00e3o vai googlar perguntando se a mulher est\u00e1 gr\u00e1vida. A 4 \u00e9 de um homem, sempre pensando nas tecnologias. Mas confesso que muita mulher tamb\u00e9m fica bugada quando sua internet j\u00e1 n\u00e3o \u00e9 a mesma e como bloquear para que o vizinho n\u00e3o a encontre.<\/p>\n

    \"011\"<\/a><\/p>\n

    Agora, as diferen\u00e7as entre ambos podem atenuar com a seguinte quest\u00e3o: O que fazer quando…?<\/p>\n

      \n
    1. Est\u00e1 entediadx<\/li>\n
    2. Est\u00e1 triste<\/li>\n
    3. N\u00e3o consegue dormir<\/li>\n
    4. Est\u00e1 deprimido<\/li>\n
    5. Uma abelha te\u00a0picou<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

      Bem, a primeira com certeza \u00e9 de homem. Uma mulher sempre tem algo interessante pra fazer. Se n\u00e3o est\u00e1 lendo, est\u00e1 organizando suas lingeries, ou limpando a caixa de entrada do email, ou molhando as plantas, ou fazendo brigadeiro. Uma mulher entediada \u00e9 algo um pouco raro. Um homem entediado… isso \u00e9 algo muito normal. Se n\u00e3o tem internet, ou bateria no celular… eles piram.<\/p>\n

      O 1 e 4 s\u00e3o de homens, embora o 5 \u00e9 bem a cara de homens que n\u00e3o sabem nem fritar um ovo e pra tudo que tem que fazer procuram tutoriais no Youtube.<\/p>\n

      O 2 pode ser ambos, assim como o 4. A depress\u00e3o e tristeza \u00e9 algo que independe do sexo e a depress\u00e3o no caso, algo muito s\u00e9rio.<\/p>\n

      Agora que j\u00e1 sabemos mais ou menos… quais das frases voc\u00ea tem procurado mais a resposta? A minha \u00e9….<\/p>\n

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      OL\u00c1, QUINTA-FEIRA!!!! Ent\u00e3o, j\u00e1 pensou nas tend\u00eancias de procura no Google? Bem, vamos as seguintes buscas: Se est\u00e1 gr\u00e1vida Se elx gosta de voc\u00ea Se \u00e9 menino ou menina Se seu vizinho anda roubando seu Wifi Agora, tem que adivinhar quem formula cada uma! Claro, que as 3 primeiras s\u00e3o de mulheres. 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