{"id":2584,"date":"2016-09-30T12:00:10","date_gmt":"2016-09-30T10:00:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/coisasnovas.skokka.com\/?p=2584"},"modified":"2016-09-30T12:00:10","modified_gmt":"2016-09-30T10:00:10","slug":"vamos-ao-cinema","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.skokka.com\/br\/2016\/09\/vamos-ao-cinema\/","title":{"rendered":"Vamos ao cinema?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Muitas pessoas n\u00e3o curtem ir ao cinema sozinhos. E outras v\u00e3o acompanhadas e sequer veem o filme.<\/p>\n

Voc\u00ea sabe o que significa a frase: vamos ao cinema?<\/a><\/p>\n

Bem, no meu tempo…hehehehe… sempre significou sexo. Sim, chamar uma gata pra ir ao cinema quer dizer: vamos transar.<\/p>\n

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Das 3 op\u00e7\u00f5es, alguma vai ocorrer:<\/p>\n

    \n
  1. Voc\u00eas v\u00e3o ao cinema, veem o filme… e v\u00e3o pra um motel.<\/li>\n
  2. Voc\u00eas v\u00e3o ao cinema e n\u00e3o veem o filme… se \u00e9 que me entende.<\/li>\n
  3. Voc\u00eas sequer chegam no cinema.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Nosso anunciante, est\u00e1 a procura de uma amiga… pra uma sess\u00e3o quente de cinema. hahahahah ser\u00e1 que ele encontrar\u00e1 algu\u00e9m pra ver um filme com ele? E qual ser\u00e1 o filme? Garganta Profunda? hahahahaha<\/p>\n

    Aposto que um de voc\u00eas j\u00e1 utilizou essa frase na tentativa de levar a mina pro motel. Ou as minas j\u00e1 usaram ou entenderam de primeira quando receberam o convite. \u00c9 ou n\u00e3o \u00e9?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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Das 3 op\u00e7\u00f5es, alguma vai ocorrer: Voc\u00eas v\u00e3o ao […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":2616,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2584","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-sexo"],"yoast_head":"\nVamos ao cinema? - Blog oficial do Skokka<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/blog.skokka.com\/br\/2016\/09\/vamos-ao-cinema\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"pt_BR\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Vamos ao cinema? - Blog oficial do Skokka\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Muitas pessoas n\u00e3o curtem ir ao cinema sozinhos. 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